With all the different bars and fabulous restaurants to be found all over the world, wouldn’t it be great if you could put them all in one place and burn them to the ground? Food Spiral is a food blog for the rest of us, or at least a food blog for whoever’s left: for the daredevils, the freeze-dried space-food aficionados, the human goats, the bricoleurs, the sturdy, the creepers, the trick-or-treaters, the sidewalk bistro griefers, the soda fiends, the gas station gourmands— for indeed everybody committed to a new Food Transcendence. We know where you live. Taste the Rainbow.
Food Spiral encourages an exploratory connoisseurship freed of all the annoyances and aristocratic encodings of most culinary discourse. In our weekly reviews, Food Spiral will entice our readers with exciting new products, travesties, recipes, hate mail, hot tips, and recommendations on some of the more interesting purveyors of low-quality food items. By way of an induced hysterics, we hope to also overcome some of our own inconsistencies and limitations, and open up a path that might lead us beyond both fodder and haute cuisine.